Transcript of 70mm’s Orlando (1992) Episode.

SLIM Heeey, it’s your old pal Slim and this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday, I’m joined by famous artist, Danny Haas.

DANNY [Danny laughs]

SLIM And spiritual advisor, Protolexus.

PROTO I’ll say it right now. I’ll say — everyone can hear it. I like Wes Anderson movies. Okay?

SLIM And together as friends forever, we discuss recently watched movies. This episode for Leading Ladies Month, Proto chose Orlando starring Tilda Swinton. Is it time for us to wake up and recognize Tilda as one of the greatest living actors? Find out… right now.

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Transcript of 70mm’s The Iron Giant (1999) Episode.

SLIM Heeeyy, it’s your old pal Slim. And this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artist, Danny Haas.

DANNY I would do — Listen to me. Listen to me. I would do Muppets Treasure Island over Shrek 2.

SLIM And spiritual advisor, Protolexus.

PROTO I can’t just give you an answer! You can’t just pull any movie out of your hat and expect a, you know, a quality answer from me!

SLIM And together as friends forever, we discuss recently watched movies. This episode, I chose to close out Blockbusted Month with Brad…


Transcript of 70mm’s Shrek (2001) Bonus Episode.

SLIM Hey, it’s your old pal Slim. And this is a special bonus episode of 70mm, a podcast for film loversss. In this episode we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of the animated classic Shrek. I’m joined by famous artist Danny Haas.

DANNY Shrek is a disgrace to cinema.

SLIM And spiritual advisor, Protolexus.

PROTO Ugly animation, poop jokes, Shrek being gross. I can’t think of a worse opening.

SLIM The buzz in our VHS Village Discord about a potential Shrek episode was palpable. However, they may come to regret their decision. Enjoy!

[music plays]

SLIM There was a buzz in…


Transcript of 70mm’s Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Episode.

SLIM Heeey, it’s your old pal Slim and this is 70mm, a podcast for film loversss. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artist Danny Haas.

DANNY Let’s talk about how Chewie looks the best he ever has in this film. He looks amazing when the wind is blowing through his hair, when he’s in the snow, when he’s in the mud, when he’s naked with Han.

SLIM And spiritual advisor Protolexus.

PROTO Uh, Emilia Clarke, she got Millie Bobby Brown’d exposed… not good.

SLIM And together as friends forever, we discuss recently watched movies. [70mm theme music fades in] This…


Transcript of 70mm’s Ali (2001) Episode.

SLIM Heeyy, it’s your old pal Slim and this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artist, Danny Haas.

DANNY Please don’t look up Manaconda. Incognito mode please! [Danny laughs]

SLIM And spiritual advisor, Protolexus.

PROTO I try to avoid Tatum Channing as much as possible.

SLIM And together as friendsss forever, we discuss recently watched movies. [70mm theme music fades in] This episode, we’re continuing Blockbusted Month with movies that underperformed at the box office big time. Proto chose Ali from Michael Mann and starring Will Smith. Which host said this movie is…


Transcript of 70mm’s Speed Racer (2008) Episode.

SLIM Heeeyy, it’s your old pal Slim and this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday, I’m joined by famous artist Danny Haas.

DANNY [Danny wheeze/laughs for 5 seconds]

SLIM And spiritual advisor, Protolexus.

PROTO You know, sometimes Danny pisses me off. He doesn’t take Letterboxd seriously. And I don’t like it.

SLIM And together as friends forever, we discuss recently watched movies. This episode, we’re kicking off Blockbusted month — movies that underperformed at the box office, big time. I chose 2008’s Speed Racer from the Wachowskis. Box office dud or visual feast for the eyesss? …


Transcript of 70mm’s King Kong (1933) Episode.

SLIM Heeeyy, it’s your old pal Slim. And this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artists Danny Haas.

DANNY [Danny wheeze/laughs for 6 seconds]

SLIM And spiritual advisor Protolexus.

PROTO I was sitting — Jenna was in the room with me and she was just on her iPad. But I, I said “Jenna, put the iPad down and look at this man’s body.”

SLIM And together as friends forever, we discuss recently watched movies. We’re closing out Shame Month this episode with the OG 1933 King Kong. Is this a historic technical achievement…


Transcript of 70mm’s Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021) episode.

SLIM Hey, it’s your old pal Slim and this is 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artist Danny Haas.

DANNY Give me — give me a square 4K, Dolby, LED TV. You know?

SLIM And spiritual advisor Protolexus.

PROTO Uh, Jesse Eisenberg. I’m not sure if he knows if he’s a good actor at all. Does he know? Does anyone know?

SLIM And together as friends forever we discuss recently watched movies. We’re taking a break from Shame Month to discuss the cultural moment that is Zack Snyder’s four hour final version of Justice…


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Transcript of 70mm’s Batman Forever (1995) episode.

SLIM Hey, it’s your old pal Slim! And this is a Patreon exclusive episode of 70mm, a podcast for film lovers. Every Monday I’m joined by famous artist Danny Haas.

DANNY [clip of Danny laughing]

SLIM And spiritual advisor Protolexus.

PROTO Why? Why is — why is — why do they have Chris O’Donnell as Robin in this? I get, like he’s a name. But he’s also… he’s 25. So why is this guy an orphan? Like why does it matter?

SLIM And together as friends and film lovers forever, we discuss recently watched movies. This episode, we decided to…

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